Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. -

- I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Thought I should share this link. Found it a while back (can't even remember what prompted me to look at it or even what I was searching for...). I admit it: I cried near the end but wow.

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